With Valentine’s Day in the air, many couples are getting ready for the most consumerist-driven holiday since Christmas. While other women and men are scrambling to find a last minute valentine’s date. #ForeverAlone
For those who are scrambling for a date this Valentine’s Day, it’s time to take a trip down fantasy lane because this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
This Valentine’s Day, your date is a professional athlete. Which one? Let’s find out.
TheWaterBoyReport presents: Athletes You Wish Were Your Valentine.
For Women:
After speaking to many women, the consensus showed that these professional male athletes would gladly be accepted as a Valentine’s Day date.
David Beckham
Most girls have fantasized over David Beckham at one point or another. This soccer star has the look and has skills on the playing field as well. Beckham has played for Manchester United, England, Real Madrid and the L.A. Galaxy. Warning: Beckham may critique your hair before going out.
Henrik Lundqvist
All hockey girls have fell victim to the charm of New York Rangers’ goalie Henrik Lundqvist. What’s there not to like? He’s stellar in net and is always sharply dressed before and after the game…And women love a man who can dress well. Imagine walking to dinner with him, ladies?
Eric Decker
Can’t find much of a flaw with Broncos wide-receiver, Eric Decker. Decker would make you watch boring game-footage instead of a movie and you would enjoy every second of it.
Cristiano Ronaldo
Real Madrid’s forward knows he’s the best and knows he can make almost any girl fall for him. Ronaldo would be that type of date who would make the girl buy him flowers.
Joffrey Lupul
The heartthrob of every puck-bunny living in Toronto and around the world. Maple Leafs left-winger, Joffrey Lupul, would make most girls frantically scream if he showed up to their door with some chocolate.
For Men:
For the most part, if any average-guy got a professional female athlete to be his valentine’s date, he’d be one lucky dude. Here are a few women, men wish they could have for Valentine’s Day.
Alex Morgan
Alexandra (Alex) Morgan is an American soccer player and Olympic gold medalist. An absolute glamour queen and oh, she’s pretty damn good at soccer. Men, sign up now!
Kaylyn Kyle
Not sure if she’s a playboy model or soccer player. Few men probably know about her but Kaylyn Kyle is a Canadian footballer who plays as a midfielder for the Boston Breakers in the National Women’s Soccer League. Cupid was kind this year.
Maria Sharapova
Seems like Maria Sharapova has been playing tennis forever so it’s amazing that she’s still only 26-years-old. This Russian tennis star is giving free tennis lessons on Valentine’s Day. Any takers?
Danica Patrick.
Who knew that inside one of those nascar vehicles hid a beautiful women ? Danica Patrick is picking you up tonight. So, get ready gentlemen, it’s going to be a wild ride.
Skylar Diggins
Easily one of the most attractive female basketball players ever. Skylar Diggins plays college basketball for Notre Dame and has recently signed with Jay-Z and Roc Nation. She’ll be buying you the bar and then some.
If only this were real.
-Luca Rosano @TheSportsRose
